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When my car is speeding out of control, my form of pulling the emergency break also consists in giving it a carefully modulated talking-to. Sometimes I say, "Car, in order to safeguard your structural integrity and the bodily health of all passengers inside, it seems necessary to clarify that you do not have the right to smash headlong into the wall ahead." Works every time.

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