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Lauren Joyce's avatar

“Doing so is a kind of surrender of the spirit, an acceptance of bovine status as you meekly masticate whatever subhuman slop the surly staff shove in front of you, which I am convinced is mostly made up of salt and sedatives.”

Legendary.

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Bisbee's avatar

God bless ED. such creative, hilarious and curmudgeonly insights into the most bizarre situations.

He says what a few of us think.

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Michael Blissenbach's avatar

Reminds me of Chesterton

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ALT's avatar

Air travel is clearly best paired with meditation on the Prodigal son's diet of stolen pig feed.

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