And those who missed would have to be missing enough Masses to be either thoroughly culpable for other missed Masses, or knowledgeable enough on the culpability related to missing Mass, to not freak out about it. Probably not many people will quietly freak out about nonculpably missing 5 Masses in a row.
I think that's fair. Very few people who would attend in the first place would miss the memo, and those who did would certainly be inculpable.
And those who missed would have to be missing enough Masses to be either thoroughly culpable for other missed Masses, or knowledgeable enough on the culpability related to missing Mass, to not freak out about it. Probably not many people will quietly freak out about nonculpably missing 5 Masses in a row.